WTF is Russell Westbrook Wearing

Russell's shirts speak for themselves.
We’ve been focusing too much on the shirts, but Russ’s shoe game is batshit crazy as well!

We’ve been focusing too much on the shirts, but Russ’s shoe game is batshit crazy as well!

NBA Finals swag! Glad to see Russell going all-out tonight, busting out the red glasses again, this time with a long-sleeved musical instrument-themed shirt. LET’S GO THUNDER!

NBA Finals swag! Glad to see Russell going all-out tonight, busting out the red glasses again, this time with a long-sleeved musical instrument-themed shirt. LET’S GO THUNDER!

Russell Westbrook, 2012 NBA Western Conference Champion. Congrats to the THUNDER, and congrats to all of us because this victory means we get to see at least 4 more games of Russell’s podium swag.

Russell Westbrook, 2012 NBA Western Conference Champion. Congrats to the THUNDER, and congrats to all of us because this victory means we get to see at least 4 more games of Russell’s podium swag.

One of Russell’s more subdued shirts, covered with abstract triangles. Westbrook, King of the Hipsters.

One of Russell’s more subdued shirts, covered with abstract triangles. Westbrook, King of the Hipsters.

Russ rocking the teddy bear shirt to show us that he’s just a sweet, sensitive guy. Respect to the swaggy watch, though.

Russ rocking the teddy bear shirt to show us that he’s just a sweet, sensitive guy. Respect to the swaggy watch, though.

Russ expressing his nautical side yet again - this time with a shirt covered in compass markings.

Russ expressing his nautical side yet again - this time with a shirt covered in compass markings.

Another subdued look for Russell. Not sure if he’s going for the hipster nerd look, or if he ran out of clothes and had to borrow that ensemble from his grandfather.

Another subdued look for Russell. Not sure if he’s going for the hipster nerd look, or if he ran out of clothes and had to borrow that ensemble from his grandfather.

This shirt is actually pretty low-key for Russell. It would have been a much snazzier outfit if he had coordinated that shirt with D-Wade’s pants.

This shirt is actually pretty low-key for Russell. It would have been a much snazzier outfit if he had coordinated that shirt with D-Wade’s pants.

Here, Russell is sporting a shirt covered in Nautical flags in various neon colors. In the words of Charles Barkley, “We need to have an intervention.”

Here, Russell is sporting a shirt covered in Nautical flags in various neon colors. In the words of Charles Barkley, “We need to have an intervention.”

Here, Russell, the young artist, chose to cut & paste every current fabric trend (plaid, denim & corduroy) onto a classic blue dress shirt. Now that we know he’s into quilting, it’s only a matter of time before Russ knits himself a shirt for one of these upcoming press conferences.

Here, Russell, the young artist, chose to cut & paste every current fabric trend (plaid, denim & corduroy) onto a classic blue dress shirt. Now that we know he’s into quilting, it’s only a matter of time before Russ knits himself a shirt for one of these upcoming press conferences.